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        Once upon a time there were three blind mice.

        Ratso, Fatso, and Ifso and they all lived in a hole in the wall. They didn’t get out very much and more or less had to settle for whatever crumb fell at the foot of their door.

        One day Ratso had an idea.

        “Come on boys, are we mice or are we men? Let’s storm the Frigidaire for a Hoagie and a Bud Light. All we have to lose is everything we have to gain!” He rallied. “What say you boys, are you with me?”

        Fatso and Ifso looked at each other blindly.

        “That’s the spirit!” Ratso cheered. “Cowboy up and let’s head em’ out!”

        Ratso took up his white cane and paraded out the door.

        Straight into pussy cat’s awaiting mouth.

        Once upon a time there were two blind mice—Fatso and Ifso. They lived in a hole in the wall. They didn’t get out very much and more or less had to settle for whatever crumb fell at the foot of their door.

        “I wonder when Ratso is coming back.” Said Fatso

        “Pass the cheese.” Said Ifso.

Moral: If it aint broke. Don’t fix it.

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